Conversation with a kindergartener...

Young student: Do I kandom?
Me: I'm sorry I didn't understand you can you say it again?
(remember, I teach speech)
Young student: DO I LOOK KANDSOME?
Me: Handsome?
Young student: Yes, handsome (like he said it all along).
Me: Yes, you do.
(he is wearing ghetto blue shiny warm up outfit, very handsome indeed)
Young student: Smell my body (as he leans closer to me)
Me:(very nervous this could go one of two ways, but I bravely take a whiff of the top of his head)
Ahhhh, are you wearing cologne?
Young student: Yep, I'm handsome.

Sometimes my kids crack me up.

Another one showed me his teeth the other day and said "Look at my teeth!!!!"
I asked him what was different from the last time I saw him.
He replied "They're falling out; I'm gonna be rich!"
I didn't want to break his heart, but I don't think the tooth fairy has ever made anyone rich.
At some point the money stops rolling in.